I'll be there for u!

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even
your year, but

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too

You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far, things are going great
Your mama warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees, and

No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Since you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the best with
Someone who always laughs at
Even when I'm at my worst, I'm best with you

I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too!!


-The Rembrants
(Friends)

We all want one of those types.. dont we?

Love ,
Pro

That was one moment when i saw him, Standing there he threatened to ensnarle my senses, pulling me into the depths of ecstacy with him.

I did nothing but stood still , my limbs as if has forgotten how to move. I couldneither take one step forward nor backward. I stood there as if hit by some divine intervention.

He did nothing but to stare into my eyes, his stare powered a stirring in my loins , so strong that i never thought could have this desire.

He devoured me as my eyes him.

The feeling was intense, never ending and in a moment of a wave of cresendo I realized I had to have him no matter what.

I walked up slowly to him,
calculated yet with this driving urge.

And I finally had him , his tanned honey skin under my hands..
and him melting in my mouth the next moment,

My bar of Temptations, my chocolate.

I got my new fone number... and people have already started giving me blank calls..!

Fame ..!I tell u becomes a handcap after a lil while... Sigh!!
What to do..!

Fans, admirers, everywhere!



The Pro
(mindless right now!)

Is this an unending dream?
I dun want to wake.
Is this a ride to heaven?
I dun want to stop.

I'm just not for abrupt endings or disturbed journeys...not this time.
For just this once...can I have this never- ending bliss?

Love,
Pro.

WTF!!

So what happens in life is ...luck sucks ..
-when i sleep fer one hour in the afternoon once in a blue moon after bunking coaching ( always tell myself dun chat so much into nite.. i dun listen .. what 2 do..!)
what happens.. my maid comes off fast fast.... im all pissed ...full... so much i want to kick her ass!!!
ONE day i sleep she comes off ! everyday tell her also.. she wont come early ! 2 day she sprouted off angel wings and came off early .. i tell u ... CBI is watching me .. they have stuff against me... they only sent her i know!!!
other wise y when all the days im awake i keep waiting she will comeand go ill sleep bolkey i think she never comes..!!!! BLoody CBI!!
- then she goes of then I just drop off into nice sleepy meadows of dreams boley to...
LOUD LOUD - phone rings!!
NOw I swear all bad stuff never a gal has said so much Gaalis in 5 secs time!

Me: (barking into fone)HELLO??
Him: Haluu??
Me: ya??
Him: ganga filters aa??
Me: nahi!! aquaguard !!
Him: huh? they said this is ganga filters no!!
Me: obviously they wanted u to have cleaner water !
Him: huh? umm u have ganga filters no aa??
Me: do u want me to check in telefone directory and tell u?? i also have gajagamini silks no ! and of sabeena washing powder? u want??
Him: no no..ganga fil..
Me: i told u no.. it is waste !! take aquaguard!!
Him: soory rong number!
Me: waittt...
(banged off fone on my face!!)

Again i go sleep-
Door bell again

(this is too much now i am really mad!!)
open the door with full force...Without specs i am .. cant see half the things..
screwing up mah eyes i am like" haan?? wat?"
some Salesman .... sellling encyclopaeida brittanica)
"no i dun want who let u come up ???"
"maam im sellin..."
"i know i can see that!!"
"i dun want!!!"
"but maam it is good fer the family and u can gift to kids ..."
"WTF!! i dunwant boley to?? u giving me advice aa??"
banged door on face!!!


Now went to sleep again .Maaakiiiii..it never came back....
fucked up luck i tell u !!!

Tagged

okay.. so tagged by mythalez!
Seven Things I want to do in my life:-
1. Go around and cherish the planet.
2. Find out the exact purpose i was born.
3. Own a beach house.
4. Lay super Roads which will regenerate themselves.
5. Find a cure for AIDS.
6. Make for myself the most amazing bathroom ever built by mankind.
7. Earn lotsa money to do all the above.
8. Own my own chocklit shoppe.

Seven Things I can do:
1. Make up amazing stories to save myself from difficult situations.
2. Study at the last minute and get away with it.
3. Being sarcastic.
4. Write crap all the time
5. Bankrupt my dad.
6. Chat with people forever.
7. Irritate people all the time.

Seven Things I say the most:
1. Fucking hell!
2. Kameeney!
3. Bah! paca mat yaar!
4. Yeh rite!!
5. Wierdo!
6. I want more money!
7. I want to sleep.


Seven Things I can't do:
1. Cry.
2. Stop myself from answering people.
3. Stop wise cracking in Classes.
4. Eat Meat.
5. Do anything unless I feel for it strongly.
6. Tolerate make- up & Jewellery on myself.
7. Swim.

Seven Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Sensibility
2. Intelligence
3. Height around 6".
4. Good hands.
5. Impusiveness
6. Adaptability
7. *heh heh*!!

Seven Celebrities:
1. Swami Vivekananda(celebrity? bah who cares!)
2. Bill Clinton
3. Jhonny Depp
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Viggo Mortenson as Aragorn (hot!!!!!!!)
6. Bryan Adams
7.Rahul Dravid

Seven People I Tag:

1. Ganty
2. Austra
3. Iyer(u done this bfore?)
4. Poo
5. Ravi Shanker
6. Ashwin
7. Sen

Reality Bites?

World AIDS Day .. and how ironic .. it has a meaning for only a handful of people.. and to call it World AIDS day!
We had this program in our college which we were coordinating and in the process of which i happened to realize why exactly AIDS is a threat.
The simple picture I saw before my eyes was amazing..Right in the auditorium and the same people who had bought tickets ..
walking out of the auditorium due to " LACK OF ENTERTAINMENT" a term which i will be explaining after a few lines.

We had called this 'An Awareness' program .

The few reasons why AIDS is a threat -

-Unwillingness to Know
-Indifference
-Hesitation
-Lack Of Education
-Ignorance



Unwillingness to Know-

An awareness Program aims upon spreading quality information among the people who are unaware of
a situation enabling them to act accordingly.

What do you do when people do not want to know?

That is in itself a totally frustrating situation for people who want to make a difference.

Attitude is something that has to change.


So back to the scene in college .. we air a documentary showcasting the spread of AIDS among the youth and how we can make a big change

So what wud a documentary on AIDS have? Certain people dancing on top of a train to"chaiyya chaiyya"??

If u can't take the fact of two people making out(in according to me ,the most decent way possible to show making out..)
or the fact that there are homosexuals in the world , or the fact that there are brothels run in the world
or the fact that rape happens.. in real life... and no hero comes in to save the situation..

what do you know about the world?

what have you learnt in the 20 years of ur life that you have lived?

you simply walk out? when people tell u to not do the very thing and critise them for showing offensive stuff in public?

And what do u do after all this?

Go home & Watch Porn behind closed doors?

Walk out on the truth and drive away on your Boyfriends vehicle and make out in a secluded park under a tree?
Height of Hypocrisy!

yes.. one more thing.."lack of entertainment" - they want entertainment,
entertainment in the form of groups of people dancing away to 'Ishq kameena' in glittery costumes

with a piece of cloth saying WOrld AIDS DAy somewhenre hidden behing the stage..
and leave with an entertained afternoon and with ' song ontheir lips".
A change from the routine? An expose to real life ?
NO THANK U!




INDIFFERENCE-

Simply an 'I dun care attitute'!

Yes! you wont ..why would u?! A case of I Dont have it. and I'll never get it.


You will come back to us when u get it and it will be too late.- something they will not understand.


They are graduating.
They have a board in bold black letters at the entrance of the building
Proclaiming,"This College is aware of HIV/AIDS."

ANd they call themseves Educated, these women.


All this in a country with 1 billion+ population.
Too many bird and bees flying in the country??

I dont even think i can write anymore about this ..

I can only tell how difficult it is going to be to fight against AIDS.

I can only hope it wont be too late then.
But some how, to me, AIDS is worth fighting for. Now, more than earlier.


P.S. Flyers that we had used. Courtesy- Poo


Love,
The Prognosticator