Monday, October 31, 2005

I HATE DENTISTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUCKING HOLY PAIN...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sunday, October 30, 2005

दीपावली की ढेर सारी शुभकामनाऎ

just thot wud behave a like a true indian.. :D with that heading thingie.. ..i just thought i should make all your lives more meaningful by writing a poem fer u all...(those of u who have the experience of my poems... well Gud fer u all!!)) yanjoy....!!

" Happy Diwali.. so I say,
as the crackers in the packet lay.
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
dusting the cobwebs outta the way,
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
dreaming of the food eat I may,
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
swiping the credit card all day,
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
and what a terrible poem u will say!!!"

(i know they look so gud...!!)

P.S. i dint find the heading thingy in telugu so had to do it in hindi... and one knowz boley tho.. gimme rey bhai..!! will change of fatafat!!

Lotsa luv,
The Prognosticator.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Feel like god!

As most of us folks are taken away by the Bajaj Avenger Ad..(mast boley to..;)!!!
Dunno whether this is common knowledge or not .. but still this is the link to that ad.. from where u can down load it .. and watch.. minez still downloading.. honestly i never thought i'll be downloading ads.. but this one takes the cake.. so much attitude .. never goes unappreciated i guess..of course i like the ad fer different reasons too like umm... the guy, the bike, the guy, the dtsi thingy, the guy, the 180cc engine, the guy anyway, HERE is the link to that ad u guys have to navigate a lil inside for this i guess.. go to download goodies and all and get it from there .. and i think firefox has problem opening this partiular site use IE .
Althought even with all this Pulsar will be my all time fav BIKE.. therz nuthin like the feel of the throbbing of the engine, the ppower and all....muuahh!!

P.S if ill be in a humanly condition after TOEFL and the dentist one after the other 2 morro.. will do some quality posting..

Love ,

Thursday, October 20, 2005

I love myself!!

well..some one has to!!

Love ,
I, me, Myself!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Angels &Demons

The only book i am adding to my fav list without even finishing it.
only 3 words to describe it.. amazing,intricate,totally captivating.
Thought the "Da vinci code" was great.. like this one even more..
"angels and demons" by Dan Brown..
if some day that guy sells his brains... im buying them!!
getting back 2 it..

The Prognosticator

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Fatman and Robbin

20,female,Idle,fat and availiable...
Any takers??

P.S. sarcasm included in the package....
with occasional free petrol on presentation of bills

Sunday, October 09, 2005


"thodiii si jo peelii hai .. chorii.. to nahii kii..haiiiiii.........."

no entertainment lonely !!!!! some one come online plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!
will die of boredom.. ab yeh hafta akele mey kisey kaatun???
vontari batuku!!!!!!!!

"raat baakiiii .....baaat baaaaaaaaaakkkiiii....." hafta bhiii baaakiiii"

no ..ladys yand jantelmen!!!!! i did nat drink......!! i naaaver drink!!!!!(atleast not widout company)
all invited free vodka.. now come atleasttttt ppleeeejjjjj!!!!!!!!


Friday, October 07, 2005


When I got this pic in mail earlier this evening,
I just couldnt control myself writing....

I can start off with thanking the ppl who invented the credit card.. soooo convinient....
and especially when I im not paying the bills ofcourse .. otherwise in course of time i know i wont really have the money to afford a credit card anyway...I'll be feeding grass to the cows back in dehat ... so as i was saying life as become so much more easier with credit cards no carrying cash, no fear of getting ur wallet flicked, and it makes it more better that most ppl around the town accept credit cards .. and yeh well excluding the pavement ppl..
Well u see i have gone to extent of carrying no cash at all with that credit card in my wallet...and my dad despairs getting the add on done fer me..
My escapades with the credit card have been many .... latest in the Hyd Central.. i parked off nicely .. roamed about... came back and realized that ive got nothing to pay to the parking fellow..
and what could that guy do anyway...lemme off.. then realized thata gud way of not paying the parking the future too..meaning the guy cant seize my vehicle fer 5bucks or make me do a strip dance to compensate or anything.
Then again today went to Big Bazaar.. tried the trick ...worked again...hehe....u must be thinking "what a cheapo!"and more .. but take my advice and try this ...saves u 5 bucks .. and i think anyway these malls are raking so much moolah.... so no conscience factor at all into the picture....
The credit card business is doing so gud that I keep answering the promotional telefone calls that they do..every alternate day .. sooo irritating ... (Gud Afternoon Madam. we are from blah &blah..we have an exiting new offer for ur credit card .. and for select customers only..blah blah..blah!!)...
Yes of course therz another side to the whole story of credit cards .... scams!! That's like another business doing the rounds ..wont talk abt that will go on and on ..
One thing is for sure.. Credit Cards have certainly tipped the income- expenditure balance so drastically.. the prospect of paying the amount later makes us splurge ,give in to those unwanted wants and we end up buying so much more than we intended to..
There was this woman I saw at the billing counter at one such mall.. I was properly shocked....her purse was open fer a considerable amount of time fer me to count the no of cards.. and u wont believe this.. 22 credit cards!!!!!!!! whatever was she thinking..??!! and she has ones from banks i never knew existed including half of the phoren ones..
Even with all the woes of CC's... I just hope coffee houses would accept them ..i had realized cafe coffee day and baristas dun accept them..and on the other hand im glad they dunt .. coz i dun want my dad to turn bankrupt or worse kick me outta the house..

As Shania Twain says,

"We live in a greedy little world --
that teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly --
then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
We've created us a credit card mess
We spend the money that we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall

All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store

Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing -- Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things

When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when
you get bored

All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store

Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your wallet

All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store

Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things


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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

GOD's existence and other stuff ...

YES ..!!" LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND THE UNDECIDED!!" (courtesy:karen, Will &Grace)

I am done .... done with another round of the exams ..and as always ..have come out thinking...How the hell did i get away with that again..??

You ask what?? let me explain..
For 5 months there hasnt been one lecture in which i listened to what was being taught.. not one!!
then there were periods of bunking the college for almost two weeks...
no notes till the last week
no idea of what was taught.. no idea what was comming for the exam..
still sailing through... slightly rocky time ..has to be when u try to do the 5 month portion in 5 hrs each night..
but i made it.. and im here on the other side ..
of course this would not have been possible with out the xerox guy and "A&S" unrelenting and unwavering suport in the last minute process , and majorly to the BSNL..
those 1:30 phone calls..
For A:who has been my partner in distress and selective study...
For S:who has always taken the pain to note down the portion, getting stuff xeroxed,and for having a cell fone..
I'm greatly god!!thank u god fer giving me my memory power and absorbing capacity and the talent to write stories in papers and get away looking intelligent..
and to all the Atheists...
God exists and exists big time...!!
I havent done anything good in life .. atleast nothing to get the dot questions I study ..everytime.. in every question paper in the last 3 years..

Now comming to things I have noticed. happen to me only during the exams
- feeling excessively sleepy.
- drinking so much more water just to get away from those books.
- spending unusually long time in the bathroom even when therez no need.
- getting attracted to third grade technicolour telugu movies with Rajshekhar, Mohan Babu & Chandramohan in them.
- sudden interest in listening to Jlo's songs and cartoon network's theme songs.( "Fighting crimeee, trying to save the world they come just in timeee... thaa paaawaar pufff girls" power puff!!)
- even developed the capacity to watch blasphemious K serials for 10 minutes at a stretch.
- making a new blog when there is no real need for it.
- the camera of my dad's cell suddenly found itself clicking at the floor tiles when I needed the break from my 10 minute studying .

and now I see with no exams ... none of the above exist..
and once again the K series are worth puking at..

I guess .. now.. I will be able to comeup with some worthwhile posts.

Oh yes!! btw I got my project at CDFD..
lets hope I dun look like a duffer in the middle of those scientists....

Started holidaying,
The Prognosticator

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Simple truth...

"In the first place ,I was removed from all the wickedness of the world here. I had neither the lust of the flesh,the lust of the eye,or the pride of life. I had only nothing to covet; for I had all that I was now capable of enjoying.
I was lord of the whole manor; or if I pleased, I might call myself king, or the emperor over the whole countrywhich I had the posession of. There were no rivals. I had no competetor, none to dispute soverignity or command with me.
I had grapes enough to make wine, timber to have built a fleet of ships. But all that i could make use of was all that was valuable. I had enough to eat , and to supply my wants, and what was all the rest to me?....
In a word, the nature and experience of things dictated to me upon just reflection that all good things of this world are no farther good to us than they are for our use.
Here, the most covetous gripping miser of the world would have been cured....I posessed more than infinitely more than I know what to do with, I had no room for desire.....a parcel of money, as well gold as silver, ..
Alas! there the nasty , sorry,useless stuff lay and I had no manner of business for it....."

---" Robinson Crusoe"---Daniel Defoe.

Just thought i would type this out..... very thought provoking ..... made me think..
( and the most serious post of all time??.. naah wont continue.. cant think too serious fer long..!!)

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