WTF!!

So what happens in life is ...luck sucks ..
-when i sleep fer one hour in the afternoon once in a blue moon after bunking coaching ( always tell myself dun chat so much into nite.. i dun listen .. what 2 do..!)
what happens.. my maid comes off fast fast.... im all pissed ...full... so much i want to kick her ass!!!
ONE day i sleep she comes off ! everyday tell her also.. she wont come early ! 2 day she sprouted off angel wings and came off early .. i tell u ... CBI is watching me .. they have stuff against me... they only sent her i know!!!
other wise y when all the days im awake i keep waiting she will comeand go ill sleep bolkey i think she never comes..!!!! BLoody CBI!!
- then she goes of then I just drop off into nice sleepy meadows of dreams boley to...
LOUD LOUD - phone rings!!
NOw I swear all bad stuff never a gal has said so much Gaalis in 5 secs time!

Me: (barking into fone)HELLO??
Him: Haluu??
Me: ya??
Him: ganga filters aa??
Me: nahi!! aquaguard !!
Him: huh? they said this is ganga filters no!!
Me: obviously they wanted u to have cleaner water !
Him: huh? umm u have ganga filters no aa??
Me: do u want me to check in telefone directory and tell u?? i also have gajagamini silks no ! and of sabeena washing powder? u want??
Him: no no..ganga fil..
Me: i told u no.. it is waste !! take aquaguard!!
Him: soory rong number!
Me: waittt...
(banged off fone on my face!!)

Again i go sleep-
Door bell again

(this is too much now i am really mad!!)
open the door with full force...Without specs i am .. cant see half the things..
screwing up mah eyes i am like" haan?? wat?"
some Salesman .... sellling encyclopaeida brittanica)
"no i dun want who let u come up ???"
"maam im sellin..."
"i know i can see that!!"
"i dun want!!!"
"but maam it is good fer the family and u can gift to kids ..."
"WTF!! i dunwant boley to?? u giving me advice aa??"
banged door on face!!!


Now went to sleep again .Maaakiiiii..it never came back....
fucked up luck i tell u !!!