Saturday, November 12, 2005

You know You are the Loser when....


- When you are on a lonely street on a dark evening and a gang of ruffigans dun even look at you.
- when u try to be friendly with some one and he/she suddenly has to go to the loo.
-when u ask for a software proffesionals' email id and he says he dusnt use the internet.
-when people on your yahoo messenger are always going when you signed in.
-when u write offlines to people and from then on they are never online(permanent stealth settings)
-when ur parents are still looking forward to the "will do better in the next test" dialouge of urs and its been 14 years since u said it.
-when the comments for ur posts are all urs , replying to the spam messages.
-when ur boyfriend wants to break up with you and he says that,"itz not you, itz him."
-when ur post urself on Shaadi.com and your page has the highest no of hits but not even one consideration.
-when a friendly passesnger in the train journey gives you his phone number which turns out to be the mahila mandals number!
-when u get no mails except from the shady sites offering organ enlargements.
-when the people at the make-over centres give up on u.
-the only guy staring at you is of Hrithik Roshan on ur wall.
-when u want to write a post on you blog and the page loads slowly in the hope of detering u to make one.

Love,
The Prognosticator

Comments:
"-when u want to write a post on you blog and the page loads slowly in the hope of detering u to make one."
what could be worse!!!???
Was a nice change from the usually "heavy" posts i've been reading here and there.
shine.
Manas >:-]
 
Its okay... I understand... happens... dont kill yourself !!! :P
 
@nemesis: yeh i know all those signs of loser category:D
@apoo:im glad u can relate to it too!!:P
 
@sen:i thought it was pity earlier.. now i know the truth:D

me 2:Dbtw.. i run fer 15 mins on the jogger.. and eat 2000 cals and get fat .. so lemme do more 2 day:D
ill neverget thin ..one thing for sure:D
 
U also feel like a looser when u work in a s/w company only to wake up and find that it is monday again
 
OMG... you can write a book on "101 ways to be a loser" and you can add the other up... you sure can earn a lot of money with that... and i assure you of alteast one reader (me that is)... also please do add the following... you feel like a loser when, someone writes a poem / shayari about you and a bird shitting on you, and how you made dinner out of the bird
 
@ashwin:hmmm mmonday blues...:D!!
@iyero:hehe.. i wa sthere right in ur blog felt bad i cudnt cntribute .. so i made up the poem as atributeto u:d
 
monday blues!! lady, It's called monday SYNDROME!!!
 
yaaaay for the losers!!!
 
lord; you dont do any good to mankind by contributing on iyer supply... if you need to do good to mankind you have to delete stuff from iyer supply ;p
 
@iyero:who said i wanna do good:D im the evil force..!
@flop ruler: u rule the losers eh??
@nemesis: thatz the advanced state of the disease!
 
hey swathi
good one..
 
@sameera:thangu
 
ya cud say that
 
LOL..LOL..LOL..
real gooood post !!
 
@shubham: i know my self well ;)
@rishabh: my counterpart eh..?
 
funny post swathi
 
@ganty: thengu! thengu!
 
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Murphy's law attacking I guess.. happens.. :) hugsssss
 
@pallavi:which one?? que sera sera?* hugs back* btw nice blog!
 
Excellent, love it! » » »
 
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