You know You are the Loser when....

- When you are on a lonely street on a dark evening and a gang of ruffigans dun even look at you.
- when u try to be friendly with some one and he/she suddenly has to go to the loo.
-when u ask for a software proffesionals' email id and he says he dusnt use the internet.
-when people on your yahoo messenger are always going when you signed in.
-when u write offlines to people and from then on they are never online(permanent stealth settings)
-when ur parents are still looking forward to the "will do better in the next test" dialouge of urs and its been 14 years since u said it.
-when the comments for ur posts are all urs , replying to the spam messages.
-when ur boyfriend wants to break up with you and he says that,"itz not you, itz him."
-when ur post urself on Shaadi.com and your page has the highest no of hits but not even one consideration.
-when a friendly passesnger in the train journey gives you his phone number which turns out to be the mahila mandals number!
-when u get no mails except from the shady sites offering organ enlargements.
-when the people at the make-over centres give up on u.
-the only guy staring at you is of Hrithik Roshan on ur wall.
-when u want to write a post on you blog and the page loads slowly in the hope of detering u to make one.

Love,
The Prognosticator